i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
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K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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