I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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