Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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