shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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