scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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