how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
