Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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