Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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