i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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