Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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