Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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