I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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