We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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