looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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