Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
