remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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