the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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