wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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