If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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