margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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