Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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