its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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