Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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