where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
My life is pants optional.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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