the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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