But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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