By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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