"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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