evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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