that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
