i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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