She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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