super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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