I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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