capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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