Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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