is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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