I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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