it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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