And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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