This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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