So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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