That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
