Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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