why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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