WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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