why didn't you poke me back
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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