Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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