She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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