the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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