Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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