Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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