id be glad to
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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