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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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