Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
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oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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