But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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