stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
did i just pee glitter
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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