Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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