There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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