When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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